I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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