Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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