there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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