i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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