More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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