this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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