The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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