having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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