So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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