I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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