Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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