i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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