Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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