And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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