What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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