Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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