So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
