my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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