i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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