I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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