we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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