i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just want nice things and good sex
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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