I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
