now i know why i became what i already was.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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