Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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