I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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