Tell her she can't have a vagina
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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