is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
now i know why i became what i already was.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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