the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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