Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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