but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I can't trust your balls anymore.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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