I smell stomach acid.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
