Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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