If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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