You just made me feel so damn special
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
