So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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