okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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