Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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