ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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