what if I'm pregnant?
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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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