no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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