i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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