Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
