Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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