"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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