Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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