jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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