good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
PS: I just woke up from my shower
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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