If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
God, I missed his penis.
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