i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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