Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
