What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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