I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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