Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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