I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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